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batcrooks:

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battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

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SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

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IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this. 

I LOVE THIS

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collegehumor:

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

Much more understandable now.

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collegehumor: 13 Pictures of Smart-Ass Answers Nobody has all the answers all the time. And even if you do sometimes you just feel like being a smart ass. Usually it’ll get you nowhere, but sometimes your cocky answer just might endear yourself to the teacher enough to squeak out a point or two of credit. Here’s 13 people who tried to do just that.

collegehumor:

13 Pictures of Smart-Ass Answers

Nobody has all the answers all the time. And even if you do sometimes you just feel like being a smart ass. Usually it’ll get you nowhere, but sometimes your cocky answer just might endear yourself to the teacher enough to squeak out a point or two of credit. Here’s 13 people who tried to do just that.

collegehumor: Robert Downey Jr Barbie A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, child’s plaything.

collegehumor:

Robert Downey Jr Barbie

A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, child’s plaything.

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jestcomedy:

Joe Biden’s not doing the main DNC speech tonight, because they bumped him for Bill Clinton. Wait till you see who else they were considering.

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